Author name: Dan

AN OLYMPIC GIFT-GIVER

It was Christmas Eve in 1983. Approximately 9:00 PM. Finally, the time to Christmas shop had arrived. That particular year I focused on Shopko as my store. I planned to buy April shimmery, satiny sleepwear. We’ll leave it at that, but that decision started me on the path to one of my first theoretical Olympic gold medals.

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NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE!

Then panic struck me. The last stray dog that showed up on our doorsteps soon gifted us with eight puppies. And April had used the word ‘she.’ Three times. This had ballooned into a colossal emergency. Pregnancy was once again in the picture. I took a deep breath.

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THE EASY YOKE & THE FIRST COMMANDMENT

Mankind has devised over 4,000 religions according to one study. A quick perusal of those religions establishes that they can’t all be right. In fact, only one can be right. It’s illogical that there would be, say, 17 different ways to obtain eternal life. Out of the 4,000, which 17 would be the correct 17? The 17 largest religions? The 17 religions all beginning with the letter ‘W?’

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